if you want to wear your obsession loud, proud, and slightly concerning to medical professionals — welcome home.
If you're looking for something classy and sophisticated, you're in the wrong place.
We don't do official logos. We don't do generic slogans. We do the truth — printed on soft, quality shirts that won't fall apart like your team in the 4th quarter.
Finally, something in your life that doesn't disappoint on Sundays
Let's be real — you've never stepped on the field, court, or ice in your life. But that doesn't stop you from knowing exactly what play they should've called. This hoodie is for the fans who coach harder from their seat than the guy making millions on the sideline.
Small logo on the chest. Bold truth on the back. Kangaroo pocket for your cold hands and warm beer.
Whether you're freezing your ass off in the stands, hosting a watch party in your living room, or "casually" explaining to your neighbor why the coach is an idiot — now you've got the hoodie to match the energy.
Available in black or white. Because your coaching genius works in any weather.
The Fabric (for people who care about that stuff)
80% cotton / 20% polyester fleece with 100% cotton face — soft on the outside, cozy on the inside
Medium-heavy fabric (8.5 oz/yd²) — warm enough for freezing stadiums, durable enough for your worst meltdowns
Brushed fleece interior for when your team's performance leaves you cold
Adjustable jersey-lined hood with drawcord and metal eyelets — for hiding your face after bad calls
1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with double-needle stitching that survives every frustration fist-pump
Twill necktape and tear-away label because you've got enough things irritating you on game day
Front kangaroo pocket — perfect for snacks, phone, or stress-gripping during overtime
