You showed up for a relaxing day at the ballpark. Seven innings later, you've aged 12 years.
We've all been there. You walked in thinking "nice day, cold beer, maybe some nachos." Now it's the bottom of the 9th, bases loaded, and you haven't blinked in 4 minutes. That hotdog in your hand? Stone cold. Untouched since the 3rd inning. You forgot it existed. You forgot YOU existed. There's only the game now.
This shirt is for every fan who's ever told themselves "it's just a regular season game" and then lost their voice screaming at a called strike three. For everyone who's stress-eaten their way through a pitching change. For the fans whose Apple Watch keeps asking if they're having a cardiac event.
Wear your truth. Embrace the chaos. The hotdog can wait.
Product features
- 80% cotton / 20% polyester fleece (fiber blend varies by color) with 100% cotton face for a soft touch
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.5 oz / yd²) — warm and durable
- Adjustable jersey-lined hood with self-colored drawcord and metal eyelets
- 1x1 ribbed knit cuffs and waistband with double-needle stitching for shape retention
- Twill necktape and tear-away label for comfort and easy wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
