if you want to wear your obsession loud, proud, and slightly concerning to medical professionals — welcome home.
If you're looking for something classy and sophisticated, you're in the wrong place.
We don't do official logos. We don't do generic slogans. We do the truth — printed on soft, quality shirts that won't fall apart like your team in the 4th quarter.
Finally, something in your life that doesn't disappoint on Sundays
You showed up for a relaxing day at the ballpark. Seven innings later, you've aged 12 years.
We've all been there. You walked in thinking "nice day, cold beer, maybe some nachos." Now it's the bottom of the 9th, bases loaded, and you haven't blinked in 4 minutes. That hotdog in your hand? Stone cold. Untouched since the 3rd inning. You forgot it existed. You forgot YOU existed. There's only the game now.
This shirt is for every fan who's ever told themselves "it's just a regular season game" and then lost their voice screaming at a called strike three. For everyone who's stress-eaten their way through a pitching change. For the fans whose Apple Watch keeps asking if they're having a cardiac event.
Wear your truth. Embrace the chaos. The hotdog can wait.
Product features
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² for breathability
Side seams and shoulder tape for improved structure and shape retention
Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort and durability
DTF/DTG printed sleeve and neck details for crisp, vibrant graphics
REACH certified; blank sourced from Honduras; retail fit with crew neckline
